Dietary supplements are a hypochondriac’s worst enemy — It’s a morning like any other. I’ve just swallowed a big batch of banana oatmeal and proceeded to stretch myself over the chair like a pampered old cat. …

… THE FACT THAT THE WORLD INSISTS YOU SHOULDN’T, ISN’T. — It’s easy to get lost in the “get better” business. You start out with the best of intentions; you’ve weathered a couple of storms, made it out on the other end and happened to pick up a few crumbs of knowledge along the way. You want to share what you’ve…

Yes, I know what you’re thinking, you’re not 80 years old, so you’re most definitely not going to go for a fucking walk, besides, you’ve got things to do, people to see, shows to watch, kids to raise, partners to satisfy and litter boxes to clean. And I get it…

Every time I visualise my fears, an image of a House of horrors pops up in my head. It looks exactly how you’d think it would look; a decrepit little shack sitting in the middle of an abandoned theme park, with nothing but eerie silence permeating the stillness of it’s…

“Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.”- E.L. Doctorow I’m not super serious about a great many things. I usually find humour in things other people consider awkward, dark or straight up taboo. I’m frequently irreverent, cheeky and cynical, often to the point of making even myself uncomfortable —…

We’re sitting behind a small wooden table, drinking cheap wine. Summer has just begun and the red in the sky is giving way to a pleasant shade of purple. …